Fun with LOLs

[hidden_jedi]

Kale had been LOL'd. He didn't know it, because he never heard of it. And it was a very subtle thing anyway. Just a switch of perspective, really, from light to dark.

As he reentered Revan's house from the Nexus, he looked around thoughtfully. Training lightsabers. Now, where would those be? Without a care for privacy, he systematically searched the house, taking note of useful things around.

The lightsabers were found, eventually. Flipping them around (off obviously) he made his way down to the basement. He flopped down on the bed and picked through the data pads around as he studied the star map.

The route to the Sith Temple didn't look too difficult. Especially if he found the right portal in the Nexus. As for a ship, he could always steal Tobias'. Shouldn't be too hard to pilot.

Though, he's going to wait for Tobias first and have some fun.

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[hidden-jedi.livejournal.com]

He starts, almost falling out of his chair and gives Tobias a sort of wild eyed look.

[force-killer.livejournal.com]

Tobias nods shortly. "I had that same look when Kreia did the same thing to me."

[hidden-jedi.livejournal.com]

He swallows nervously and straightens up, watching him.

[force-killer.livejournal.com]

He's just sitting and swinging his good leg like a little kid. "Don't look so horrified. I don't normally do that because I hated how it felt when she did it. At least you can be assured I won't be losing a hand or something."

[hidden-jedi.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, perfectly innocent our Jedi Master is. "Losing a hand?"

[force-killer.livejournal.com]

Completely and utterly innocent, dontcha know.

"Kriea had one of her hands cut off by an old apprentice not long after we'd established a Force bond. It... felt like someone had dipped my hand into molten durasteel." He rubs his wrist at the memory.

[hidden-jedi.livejournal.com]

As innocent as a newborn babe. But not as naked. That'll happen later.

He bit his lip, thoughtfully. And then almost normally, "Yes... that would happen with Trever and I, now that I think about it."

[force-killer.livejournal.com]

He nods. "She'd been caught unawares and couldn't shield me from the pain, or so she'd said. And she'd convinced me that her dying would lead me to die, but I don't know if she was lying or not."

[hidden-jedi.livejournal.com]

"I think it would make it feel like you were dying... and maybe even kill you... depending on how the other died." He studies the cabinets above Tobias thoughtfully and wondered if he could bring them crashing down onto the Jedi. It would certainly make it easier for another escape attempt.

[force-killer.livejournal.com]

"Indeed. Mm. Thousands of soldiers dying all at once." He shrugs. "But she's dead and my heart yet beats. Just another one of Traya's tricks."

[hidden-jedi.livejournal.com]

Kale is giving those cabinets a great deal of thought. Yes, he is. He's also keeping half an eye on the force bond and vaguely wondering if he could pull a yank on it like Tobias did. "Thousands of soldiers? Could anyone be force bonded to so many?"

He's still acting normal.

[force-killer.livejournal.com]

Tobias slides off of the counter gingerly and taps his own chest, taking a tenative step forward. "Unnatural Force bonds, remember? I form them easily, and did so with every soldier under my command."

[hidden-jedi.livejournal.com]

Damn, he's away from the cabinets.

"You can form them with someone who's not force sensitive?"

[force-killer.livejournal.com]

Either the Force likes him, or he's extremely lucky.

"I can; it's why I'm a natural leader. I just form them more strongly with Force Sensitives."

[hidden-jedi.livejournal.com]

Apparently. Well there should be something else he could drop on his head. He glances around.

"Is that really being a natural leader, or just sort of cheating?"

[force-killer.livejournal.com]

There's plenty of loose objects, just none of them attached above Tobias's head.

"If the Force makes you that way, who's to say if it's really cheating or not?"

[hidden-jedi.livejournal.com]

There's always the fridge, but Kale doesn't think he'd get away with it.

"The people are following you because of the bond, not because they feel any sort of loyalty for you."

[force-killer.livejournal.com]

He most likely wouldn't, as Revan's quite fond of that fridge.

He shrugs. "It might influence them, give them a nudge, but their choices are their own; they follow because they want to be led."

[hidden-jedi.livejournal.com]

And then last thing he needs are two Jedi after him. Perhaps the microwave?

"Like *sheep equivalent animal that Kale would know but the Mun does not*?"

[force-killer.livejournal.com]

That probably wouldn't go over so well either.

He frowns. "You sound like Kreia. Or Vrook Lamar."

[hidden-jedi.livejournal.com]

Kale tilts his head a little. He studies the microwave. So tempting. Just clobber him over the head with it.

"Oh?" he asks.

[force-killer.livejournal.com]

Tobias nods. "Except that one of them wanted to kill me, the other wanted to use me, and I have no idea what you want to do with me."

[hidden-jedi.livejournal.com]

"Lots of hot sweaty sex. All over the place." He similes serenely at Tobias.

[force-killer.livejournal.com]

Blink! "...Pardon?" Vaguely, in the back of his mind, he can hear a little voice screaming, 'Abort! Abort!'

[hidden-jedi.livejournal.com]

Still with that serene smile, he leans forward, eyes dead on Tobias. "Hot, sweaty sex. All over the place. All day."