Fun with LOLs

[hidden_jedi]

Kale had been LOL'd. He didn't know it, because he never heard of it. And it was a very subtle thing anyway. Just a switch of perspective, really, from light to dark.

As he reentered Revan's house from the Nexus, he looked around thoughtfully. Training lightsabers. Now, where would those be? Without a care for privacy, he systematically searched the house, taking note of useful things around.

The lightsabers were found, eventually. Flipping them around (off obviously) he made his way down to the basement. He flopped down on the bed and picked through the data pads around as he studied the star map.

The route to the Sith Temple didn't look too difficult. Especially if he found the right portal in the Nexus. As for a ship, he could always steal Tobias'. Shouldn't be too hard to pilot.

Though, he's going to wait for Tobias first and have some fun.

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[force-killer.livejournal.com]

That probably wouldn't go over so well either.

He frowns. "You sound like Kreia. Or Vrook Lamar."

[hidden-jedi.livejournal.com]

Kale tilts his head a little. He studies the microwave. So tempting. Just clobber him over the head with it.

"Oh?" he asks.

[force-killer.livejournal.com]

Tobias nods. "Except that one of them wanted to kill me, the other wanted to use me, and I have no idea what you want to do with me."

[hidden-jedi.livejournal.com]

"Lots of hot sweaty sex. All over the place." He similes serenely at Tobias.

[force-killer.livejournal.com]

Blink! "...Pardon?" Vaguely, in the back of his mind, he can hear a little voice screaming, 'Abort! Abort!'

[hidden-jedi.livejournal.com]

Still with that serene smile, he leans forward, eyes dead on Tobias. "Hot, sweaty sex. All over the place. All day."

[force-killer.livejournal.com]

Well, that's incredibly unsubtle. "... All over the place. ... All day," he repeats skeptically, like he's trying to decide if he believes him or not.

[hidden-jedi.livejournal.com]

Use of the force number 143 that the Jedi never told you about: Groping. Why be subtle?

And he's still smiling.

[force-killer.livejournal.com]

He doesn't squawk, but the noise that comes out of his mouth is probably interesting anyway.

"Erm. Well."

[hidden-jedi.livejournal.com]

And still he's smiling. He's got his chin in his hand and gazing at the Jedi.

[force-killer.livejournal.com]

He regains his composure and folds his arms over his chest. "Carcer smiles like that."

[hidden-jedi.livejournal.com]

"Does he really? I wouldn't know, as I can't see myself smiling."

[force-killer.livejournal.com]

Yes, and it drives Tobias up a wall. Not that he's going to voice that opinion. "Awfully cheeky today, aren't you?"

[hidden-jedi.livejournal.com]

"Cheeky? I don't think I've ever been called that before." The smile flashes to a grin and he bounces up.

[force-killer.livejournal.com]

"Oh? Have you not?" He takes a half-step back at the bouncing up, simply out of caution.

[hidden-jedi.livejournal.com]

"No. That's usually Trever." And he takes a few steps closer to Tobias, radiating harmlessness.

[force-killer.livejournal.com]

Seeming harmless and being harmless are two different things in his experience, but he doesn't move back. "Well I'm not surprised, since you're channelling him or something..."

[hidden-jedi.livejournal.com]

"Or something," he allows. And he's closer still, head tilted, studying Tobias intently.

[force-killer.livejournal.com]

This isn't the first time someone's studied him like that, but he's used to being looked at like that by an old woman with completely white eyes. He raises his eyebrows questioningly. "Yes, Kale?"

[hidden-jedi.livejournal.com]

And there is a kiss. A deep hard passionate kiss.

[force-killer.livejournal.com]

There is a muffled, startled noise in response, but no attempt to dislodge himself or stop the kiss is made.

[hidden-jedi.livejournal.com]

And then he jerks back a horrified look on his face.

[force-killer.livejournal.com]

He's more surprised than anything, and just sort of zones out for a few seconds before looking at Kale. "... You kissed me," he says, like neither of them noticed.

[hidden-jedi.livejournal.com]

"I kissed you!" he repeats utterly shocked, hand touching his mouth.

[force-killer.livejournal.com]

He sucks on his own lower lip to make sure it wasn't a dream. "That you did."