Fun with LOLs

[hidden_jedi]

Kale had been LOL'd. He didn't know it, because he never heard of it. And it was a very subtle thing anyway. Just a switch of perspective, really, from light to dark.

As he reentered Revan's house from the Nexus, he looked around thoughtfully. Training lightsabers. Now, where would those be? Without a care for privacy, he systematically searched the house, taking note of useful things around.

The lightsabers were found, eventually. Flipping them around (off obviously) he made his way down to the basement. He flopped down on the bed and picked through the data pads around as he studied the star map.

The route to the Sith Temple didn't look too difficult. Especially if he found the right portal in the Nexus. As for a ship, he could always steal Tobias'. Shouldn't be too hard to pilot.

Though, he's going to wait for Tobias first and have some fun.

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[force-killer.livejournal.com]

Tobias slides off of the counter gingerly and taps his own chest, taking a tenative step forward. "Unnatural Force bonds, remember? I form them easily, and did so with every soldier under my command."

[hidden-jedi.livejournal.com]

Damn, he's away from the cabinets.

"You can form them with someone who's not force sensitive?"

[force-killer.livejournal.com]

Either the Force likes him, or he's extremely lucky.

"I can; it's why I'm a natural leader. I just form them more strongly with Force Sensitives."

[hidden-jedi.livejournal.com]

Apparently. Well there should be something else he could drop on his head. He glances around.

"Is that really being a natural leader, or just sort of cheating?"

[force-killer.livejournal.com]

There's plenty of loose objects, just none of them attached above Tobias's head.

"If the Force makes you that way, who's to say if it's really cheating or not?"

[hidden-jedi.livejournal.com]

There's always the fridge, but Kale doesn't think he'd get away with it.

"The people are following you because of the bond, not because they feel any sort of loyalty for you."

[force-killer.livejournal.com]

He most likely wouldn't, as Revan's quite fond of that fridge.

He shrugs. "It might influence them, give them a nudge, but their choices are their own; they follow because they want to be led."

[hidden-jedi.livejournal.com]

And then last thing he needs are two Jedi after him. Perhaps the microwave?

"Like *sheep equivalent animal that Kale would know but the Mun does not*?"

[force-killer.livejournal.com]

That probably wouldn't go over so well either.

He frowns. "You sound like Kreia. Or Vrook Lamar."

[hidden-jedi.livejournal.com]

Kale tilts his head a little. He studies the microwave. So tempting. Just clobber him over the head with it.

"Oh?" he asks.

[force-killer.livejournal.com]

Tobias nods. "Except that one of them wanted to kill me, the other wanted to use me, and I have no idea what you want to do with me."

[hidden-jedi.livejournal.com]

"Lots of hot sweaty sex. All over the place." He similes serenely at Tobias.

[force-killer.livejournal.com]

Blink! "...Pardon?" Vaguely, in the back of his mind, he can hear a little voice screaming, 'Abort! Abort!'

[hidden-jedi.livejournal.com]

Still with that serene smile, he leans forward, eyes dead on Tobias. "Hot, sweaty sex. All over the place. All day."

[force-killer.livejournal.com]

Well, that's incredibly unsubtle. "... All over the place. ... All day," he repeats skeptically, like he's trying to decide if he believes him or not.

[hidden-jedi.livejournal.com]

Use of the force number 143 that the Jedi never told you about: Groping. Why be subtle?

And he's still smiling.

[force-killer.livejournal.com]

He doesn't squawk, but the noise that comes out of his mouth is probably interesting anyway.

"Erm. Well."

[hidden-jedi.livejournal.com]

And still he's smiling. He's got his chin in his hand and gazing at the Jedi.

[force-killer.livejournal.com]

He regains his composure and folds his arms over his chest. "Carcer smiles like that."

[hidden-jedi.livejournal.com]

"Does he really? I wouldn't know, as I can't see myself smiling."

[force-killer.livejournal.com]

Yes, and it drives Tobias up a wall. Not that he's going to voice that opinion. "Awfully cheeky today, aren't you?"

[hidden-jedi.livejournal.com]

"Cheeky? I don't think I've ever been called that before." The smile flashes to a grin and he bounces up.

[force-killer.livejournal.com]

"Oh? Have you not?" He takes a half-step back at the bouncing up, simply out of caution.

[hidden-jedi.livejournal.com]

"No. That's usually Trever." And he takes a few steps closer to Tobias, radiating harmlessness.

[force-killer.livejournal.com]

Seeming harmless and being harmless are two different things in his experience, but he doesn't move back. "Well I'm not surprised, since you're channelling him or something..."